One transaction. 1,000,000,000 coins, no owner, no mint, no tax. It opens at a 1 ETH fully diluted value; when the curve has raised 2.25 ETH it graduates into its own Uniswap v4 pool. You earn 0.25% of every trade in it, forever.
Before you sign: priority fee 0.05 gwei. Launching costs about 0.63M gas plus the first buy.